My friends no longer feel like participating and I’ve been preoccupied with some personal life issues but I promise to start posting comics here.

-Joseph.

BUT THEN I SAW THIS ONE HOLY SHITTTT

gore-a-palooza:

hey wanna bang some krokodil?

Holy shit I’ve never been more horrified in my life.

Ah yes,

Cheese. You love cheese. 

Everybody gives you space except the Vortigaunt and that one lady.

You bend your knees and then jump with all your might and youohfuckicantdothis!!!!!

WHAM!! 

You hit the ground hard.

The Vortigaunt slices the pie into individual slices to share with everybody.

You add the slice of pie to your inventory.

“So what exactly do I have to do?” 

“Oh, it’s real easy. Anybody can do it. All you have to do is a backflip.”

Those.

Mother.

Fuckers.

Hi everyone, this young man brought us pie! said the Vortigaunt

Oh, um, hi. Says you. 

You notice Chuck is in here too.

You follow the Vortigaunt.

He activates a switch on the wall and you both enter a secret entrance. You continue to follow him.

HOLY CRAP RESISTANCE???

Before you can say what flavor he takes it from your inventory.

Follow me the Vortigaunt says.

The Vortigaunt approaches you AND it sniffs you. That’s weird.

Is that pie?

Uhhh yes. Yes it is.

What flavor?